This is a public service announcement and frankly, for your own good.
Okay, this is very important. I can’t tell you how many times, I’ve had to tell people to STAND TO THE RIGHT on escalators, but I’m now considering just carrying this diagram with me to hand out to people who don’t know the rules.
Getting to work is an adventure everyone. The subway is never fast enough, it’s always too crowded, someone inevitably smells funny and you’re always running late. All we commuters ask is that you enter and exit trains quickly so everyone can get on and stand to the right – please and thank you.